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The Holiday dinner is the utmost sacred of all so always treat it as such. Fold your napkins, use the proper spoons and always put the Raw Turkey on your head! Then you can make everyone laugh till they cry and let loose having fun. It's not a real holiday unless everyone gets crazy, right? The Turkey Hat is a soft, plush rendition of the real thing but it sure looks like the real raw bird. It even comes wearing the chef booties that befit most fine poultry. It fits most heads and looks incredibly bizarre when accessorized with your finest holiday wear.

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